Doris Thompson must have thought retirement wasn’t for her. The 82-year-old was arrested in El Segundo, Calif. for allegedly robbing several doctors’ offices and ambling away with $17,000. Doris was nabbed after a detective recognized her in security camera footage, which is not such a coincidence since this particular elderly lady has been jailed nine times for burglary.
She’s also been arrested for disturbing the peace, forgery, and in 1957 was arrested in connection with a homicide (but was deemed insane and went to the hospital instead). Police don’t see Thompson going straight in this lifetime, with Sgt. Robert Watt saying: “Even if she beats the rap, it’s a safe bet she’ll be in a similar situation again soon.” (Source)