~ If your wealth start reducing it’s your village people that are doing you.
~ fufuo….Every Sunday evening.
~ Every commodity outside Africa is original.
~ Anybody with Aids got it through sex.
~ Every seasoning cube is maggi.
~you  must finish the rice before u touch d meat.
~ Every toothpaste na pepsodent.
~ Every detergent na omo.
~ Any rich hausa is an ‘Alhaji’
~ U smoke, you are an armed robber!
~ If you find money on d floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn to Yam!
~ Only science students are smart.
~ Once you travel overseas you must be very rich (as if they share money on the plane)
~ Drogba use juju tie Torres 4 leg…lol
~ Every girl that plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.
~ you must buy bread when traveling.
~ When you loose a tooth, throw it on the roof of d house and run
round the house 7 times”
~ Every noodle is called indomie.