In todays WTF news : Ohio man arrested for having sex with a teddy bear — again

One time is bad enough, but a Cincinnati man has been arrested for the fourth time in two years for reportedly masturbating with a teddy bear in public. Employees at a health clinic say they saw Charles Marshall pleasuring himself with the help of the stuffed animal in an alley and reported it to police.

According to court records, Marshall was busted twice in 2010 for getting freaky with a teddy bear and once in 2011 for masturbating with a bear in a place where “minors were likely to be present.” In the past, Marshall was cited with disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor offense, but we’re thinking he should also be barred from going near any Build-A-Bear locations.