Joke of the day : Lost/found money

A boy found a bag of money and called one fm radio station saying:
Boy : hello I found a lost bag with GHC 100.000.00 an ID and a master card belonging to one Mr. Kwasi Asiedu ,plot 4 park view estate ,Cantamato.
Presenter : you are such a honest boy! So, I believe you want to return the bag?
Boy: no Oooh , I dey craze? For what ? I just want to dedicate a song to him ……play me , MY HELPER OOOOOOO MY HELPER OOOOOO! ,,,,,,,