Invigilator : Herrr you are cheating in the examination hall?
Paa Kwasi : Oh sir daabi ooo, i am definitely not
Invigilator : Then why do you keep looking under the table?
Paa Kwasi: hahahaha Ah sir paa, s3 section 2 of the exam says study the table below carefully and answer the following questions, na so i dey do, abi you no see?
Invigilator collapses on the spot!!!