Conversation between a maid and a visitor in a wealthy home.
Maid: what would you like to have?, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino or coffee?
Visitor: Tea please
Maid: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, bush tea, iced tea,green tea
Visitor: Ceylon tea please
Maid: How would you want it, black or white?
Visitor: white please
Maid: milk or fresh cream?
Visitor: milk please
Maid: goat milk or cow milk?
Visitor: cow milk please
Maid: friesland cow or African cow?
Visitor: hmm! i think i will just take friesland cow
Maid: would u like with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Visitor: with sugar please
Maid: white, brown or yellow sugar?
Visitor: Oh my God! forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water.
Maid: mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Visitor: mineral water please
Maid: flavored or non flavored?
Visitor: in fact get me an empty glass!
Maid: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or beer mug?
Visitor: ABEG, I THINK I WILL JUST SWALLOW MY
SALIVA! WHICH KIND WAHALA BE THIS?