Joke : OMG! Ghana writer Mantse Kev at his former job!
A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek, range rover sports:
Professor: guy, abeg give me full tank (in broken english)
Mantse Kev : I only speak english,
Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim…
Mantse Kev : Bros na play I dey play ooo, ah u don vex b dat. how much fuel u wan buy…
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