Just For Laugh:How to Know If You Are Fooling Yourself

If you’re in Nigeria or you have the Nigerian blood running in your veins, kindly read this. If you find yourself doing any of the things listed below, then surely…

U dey do opening prayer 4 Night Club.
- Na God go slap ur mouth.

U come back from dubai dey form British accent.
- Na rat go chop ur mouth

U be house boy u come dey play Rick Ross – I am the Boss.
- 4 where na…..mumu

U dey add water to egg say e go plenty when u fry am.
- Why u no add yeast join am….olodo.

U no go university, and u dey find ur name for NYSC posting.
- Na yeye dey worri u.

House dey burn, you wan use gas do fire extinguisher
- Hahahahaha….u don die.

U de say Terry G’s music dey inspire u
- unto which level!! madness

U carry candle dey look for where fuel dey smell from.
- continue u go soon see am

U call MTN to tell dem sey ur free browsing has stopped working.
- Lolzzzzzzzzz… ..mad man

When pastor talk say ‘Do something crazy for the Lord’ u come carry church offering run
- na who wan chase u?…..