Do your relationships tend to follow the same destructive pattern?
A) Hell yes!
B) No. It’s always gotten progressively worse.
Do you feel misunderstood by the one you love?
B) GOD! Who are you? How do you know me?
Do you find yourself sitting alone some nights, listening to the greatest hits of your artist and weeping ?
A) Yes, yes, (dude you have bigger problems).
B) No (Thank God!)
It’s time to take back your life and awake the giant within! Don’t be shy, just lie! These simple tips will help improve your relationships, reduce hair fall and lead you up the path of emotional and sexual fulfilment.
- Frankly speaking, I would prefer a deep meaningful conversation over a shallow one-night stand.
- Hey… babe… hey… hey… hey… please… listen… listen your mom is my mom.
- That is not my toothbrush… those are not my socks… this is not my towel.
- Yes, I noticed the new haircut .
- Why are you worrying? You know you’re the most beautiful woman in the room.
For women - You’re the first guy I have ever tried this with.
- Oh my god! That was the best sex I ever had. You’re an animal.
- Even at 88, I love the way your mom is so chirpy and talkative all the time.
- No, it’s okay… continue watching. I’m not pissed.
- I do not resent your going out there and fulfiling your ambitions while I look after our three kids and your ailing mother.
- That’s the biggest I have ever seen.
- I would never wanna change you.
- You’re the last man I’m ever going to love. I can’t do this again.
And for the ladies if he really hurts you, this one will kill him.
- Small voodoo-looking doll – Price ` 11
- Large sharp pin – Price ` 4