Meet Happie. Happie is a goat that lives in Florida. She is also a goat that skateboards. In March, Happie set a world record by skateboarding 118 feet in 25 seconds (ending when she hit a barrier in a parking lot), thus proving Florida is certifiably weird, and Guinness World Records will pretty much certify anything as record-worthy.
(Happie’s record category is “Farthest Distance Skateboarding by a Goat.”) Melody Cooke, Happie’s owner, said that once Happie learned how to get on the board, she had the same reaction any of us would: “My goat can skateboard. Let me see how far I can go with this.” [Source]